If you're reading this, you've already entered the realm of madness that is Vampire Otaku. She goes by many names, and answers to a few odd phrases as well.
Prolific writer and artist (as in 'lots', not necessarily 'good' ). She's facinated by the manga/anime of One Piece, and would marry Eiichiro Oda if he wasn't already. Ok, and if he spoke English.
Love interest? If Sanji from One Piece was alive and single, she'd jump his bones in a second. She views him as "hotness incarnate," and finds his face often emerging from her scribblings.
Lover of slash/yaoi. Her absolute favorite pairing of the genre is Zoro and Sanji from One Piece. She also has an odd facination for Zoro x Usopp... But no OP pairing is too obscure.
Random Character quiz thingyposted Oct 23rd 2006, 4:37PM
Choose twelve characters from any fandom (including someone else's original characters) in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow and don't forget to tag a couple of people when you're finished. |D
01) Sanji (One Piece)
02) Zoro (One Piece)
03) Pip Bernadotte (Hellsing)
04) Usopp (One Piece)
05) Alucard (Hellsing)
06) Count Cain (Godchild)
07) Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
08) Kalie (A la Ripfangdragon)
09) John Parker (No Man's Land)
10) Harry Dresden (The Dresden Files)
11) Jack Fleming (Vampire Files)
12) Nico Robin (One Piece)
01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Mmm, definitely Count Cain. He'd teach some course in rare poisons and their uses in forensic science.
02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
*fans self* Is that even questionable?
03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Robin sends Kalie on a mission to All Blue, the Grand Line's biggest porn chain, to pick up some adult magazines to inspire her latest book. But it fails, 'cause he gets a whiff of the scented oils section and ends up staying there for the next few days.
04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
That's a hard one. Maybe the Bible, maybe something philosophical, maybe something pertaining to demonology?
05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Oh my. I wouldn't even want to know. Neither is likely, but I suppose Zoro might swear fealty to Count Cain, simply because Cain's a bloody genius.
06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
OH HELL NO. Neither. Both Harry and John would have a bit of a problem living with a vampire, let alone one of Alucard's power/perversion. They'd all die or he'd go live in a closet somewhere.
07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Zoro, Luffy, and Robin... They'd go nowhere fancy, like maybe Wendy's or something, and probably discuss sex. Just 'cause I say so. Luffy'd be clueless, Zoro would be frustrated/at a total loss, and Robin would be laughing at the both of them.
08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Pip vs. Harry... Harry would suggest they hit a bar instead, and they'd spend the afternoon boozing and talking about women.
09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
If Sanji stole Kalie's most precious possession... >.> (This is where Rip shoots me) Sanji steals me while Kalie's sleeping for some much overdue luvins, only to have Kalie burst through the door totally pissed and demanding to know what he's doing to me to make me scream like that. I'd beg Kalie to not hurt Sanji, and then the big furry cuddlebunny would carry me off to resume sniffling my hair.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Where Luffy and Robin both get what they most desire? o.O Of Pork and Poneglyphs.
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Playing a prank on Zoro. Works like a charm.
12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
If Luffy visited me? I'd probably run out of food in a manner of minutes and then be followed around by the insanely hyper bundle of energy until I collapsed from exhaustion. But it would be fun.
13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
> *censored*
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Noooo.... I don't think anybody does. ;_; It is much sadness. He is hot.
15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
If Zoro had to join up with either Usopp or Alucard... No contest. Sorry Usopp baby.
16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Harry Dresden: I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAERIES!!!
17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Kalie?! I haven't the faintest idea. Maybe 'Running Blind' by Godsmack? o.O
18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Sanji, Count Cain, and Robin... Whoa. Sanji'd defer it to Robin since she's such a goddess (in his eyes), Robin would take one look at Cain and pass. Nobody wants their scallion pancake poisoned out of spite.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
For Zoro to use on Harry Dresden? *laughs* "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
They'd attempt to arrest Alucard for disturbing the peace, massacre and dismemberment, but then he'd eat them.
21) What is 6's secret?
Count Cain's secret would be that his father and mother were brother and sister.
22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
No contest. Jack Fleming would go invisible and fly his ass to wherever before John Parker even got his horse saddled.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Luffy or Kalie... Probably Kalie, he's a little less clueless.
24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3 , who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
-What title would you give this fic?
Sanji and John Parker reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Usopp's sinister secret organization. Jack Fleming volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Usopp. Meanwhile, Usopp has kidnapped Robin in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Alucard, they seek out Pip Bernadotte, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
WTF?! We find out later that Harry Dresden had this weird dream as a result of too many spicy burritos, and he writes it off as "Why I Miss Thomas's Cooking" (Thomas is his brother).
Thanks for the fav and OH GOD, I KNOW YOU FROM LJ!! DD
I adore your fics! Even if I've never actually commented on any of them because I'm stupid, lazy and shy. ;
Really? I wouldn't have guessed myself to be everywhere, but... maybe I am. *laughs* Yeah, vampire-otaku or vampire-otaku1, it's generally me. I have little creativity in SNs.
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